InSearchOfSunrise

Bcoz so many things are happening at once…i am more sotonghead than ever for 2 days!!
gosh…
yday i went for Sony event at Tropicana…went there and no Sony signs around. Asked the receptionist, nope…no Sony event. I was like…wtf…at another venue? another place in Tropicana?? When i almost reached back office, only i realized the event was not on Monday but on Tuesday…niama**….haih.
so, today (tuesday)..i went to EMI at the MInes. Pay a coutesy visit to some of the ladies there and we chatted for almost an hour and the girl thought today was Wednesday…haha..how blur. So, i told her i was also so blur i went for the event yday and not today.

Wait! If the Sony event is today, then how come i am here in EMI? so, i told her nevermind la, i can skip that event. Then…hey!! She said arent we supposed to meet on Wednesday, which is tomorrow??………..-_-
AHHHHHHH………i came here a day earlier again!! I got my calender mixed up big time…luckily the girl was free today. adoi..luckily i din plan to meet another client this afternoon which is supposed to be tomorrow..

So, i have been playing Battle of Middle Earth (LOTR) game yday to release stress coz something big just happened and i had to make that big decision. The game was good coz i get to crush all the enemies along the way. I won most stages. Only repeated once for 3 missions. Now almost at the last stage.

Back to the Brazillian Wax. Many friends did say it was the bravest thing to do. I wasn’t sure though. Coz i thought it was quite a norm for some ppl. Anyway, bcoz i was a sotonghead, i didn’t know that waxing was like those ‘velcro’ style. If i had that pic in mind, i might’ve chicken out.

it was a good experience. Afterall, i’ve been thru many pains in my life. So, i can consider this nutin. All you need is to endure those grieving minutes. But i guess the funniest part would be the 2nd time for a guy to do it again. First time, i can guarantee u, you wont get a hard on coz ur mind is so occupied by shyness and embrassment and of coz, pain. 2nd time, i am not so sure…

u see, 2nd time round, most likely you wud be more relax and pain is much reduced coz the hair regrowth wud be thin and softer. So, when you get a hard-on, imagine ur cock wud be standing up or lying hard n resting on ur stomach. Now…can u imagine how is she going to do the waxing. Either she will ask you to hold ur cock or she hold it for you…. DREAM ON. How can she hold it when she needs to use 2 hands to do the waxing.haha. So, this is a another question i will ask the manager there. Anyway, i have asked them, normally in spore, the guys are accompanied by their gfs. There will be many questions and more conservative guys wouldnt do it. Is like Samson being shaved off by Delilah. All power gone. Since i am the only male done it with ease (for now), i am lucky enough that it doesnt itch and everything is workin normal. -_-

Maybe i shud work something out with them so that ppl can get some discounts thru our magazine. wat do you think?

There’s this new place called Strip in Bangsar and they do Brazillian wax among other things like pedicure etc. i thought i was invited there to cover it as an opening or launching event. Instead i was booked to try the Boyzillian wax. I din know what was it at first. I am always a sotonghead and nvr read properly in all my invitations. So, Brazilian Wax to me sounded like a spa massage therapy thingy..duh..

As i was having lunch with Angie, then only i realized what it was. Deng-deng…alarm rang thru my head. "No way!No-no" I told her. Being so naive and of coz in our culture here, isnt it a bit weird for guys to do it. Angie repeated a few times, "I’m gonna get you a Boyzillian". I can only imagine she is sending me a guy, probably not a straight one handle me. "NO-No…no boyzillian for me. No boys".

Anyway, have to go also la. The place is not bad. No fancy decor but it looks raw against some of the more contemporary stools and place for pedicure. Was talking to angie there and met up with the outlet manager. So, curiousity and questions filled my mind. I don’t see any boy-zillian. but a few young looking gals. i asked angie and yes, they are your brazillians or boyzillians. Ahh….angie and the manager tried to coax me into doing it the whole hour but i had to go for a meeting around there. I thought i could escape. At least when i go back, there might be many other guests arrived and they won’t have time for me, i thought.

After the meeting, i went up…before i could even pee, there they were…angie and the manager…surrounding me and forcing me to try it. OK la…being a good sport, i tried. I’m OK with all these shaving-down-there thing. I think it’s hygenic but to do shapes?? Anyhow, for guys, i think they are more shy and the thought of your private part being shown or look at by someone u dun know, is a little bit uneasy. And the next thing is, is it painful? how painful?

i took it very well. I treated this like seeing a doctor. I mean what can she do, rite? She has to be a professional too. So, went in there and stripped. She’s cool. She explained all the tools and procedures. I tried to strike more conversation with her so that it wont feel that awkward. As she was doing it, i was like….how embarassing if i get a hard on now. omg…how la? Fret not, men. You won;t get a hard on in that situation, especially doing it for the first time. It’s painful as it got to the inner parts. O man…i swear i could imagine blood gushing out and spill to the floor. Ah…should i shout or wat….being a guy, we normally just swallow the pain. ego mah. Can you imagine the whole session is like you are opening and closing the velcro?? haha…

so, they can do 5 designs for you here - landing strip, straight up, love…forgot the other 2. Obviously is not love for me. She asked me what shape. huh? must choose meh?? i asked her to recommend. Yaya…i That wont be so embarassing, isn;t it…hehe. She chose a shape. I dunno what to think then. I have to decide or i would regret it if i dun like it after she’s done. Ahh…alamak..how ar? ahh…brilliant idea..i told her don’t tell me what shape you think suitable for me. Just do it la…and i will surprise myself later. Trying to be more adventurous…

anyway, there’s nutin to be embarass about. only question i din ask the girl is how does her bf taking it. And waxing is not a permanent thing. O man…have to do it every month?? if it’s cheaper, i think i would. Luckily i am single now. kakaka. Duno what will a gf think or do.

so, no pain, no gain.
lets see if a girl wud find it cute…ermm….

Another One - No. 1 was my old PC - FTEC…K.O few days ago.

Another One - No.2 is my car leaking petrol

Another One - No.3 is now my monitor - i think it is its time too…the visual and color runs off.

And all these are happening few more days before Chinese Ghost Festival….is that a coincidence or wat?? (*Twilight Zone music")

Oh…i din know there is someone here veli close to daniel tan. everytime i mentioned his name here. he will know…kakaka. wah lao..luckily daniel tan is not my bf.-_- so u r a guy or a girl?? well, me and daniel had a date the other day. we makan at manhattan. eyes were locked and for a moment, i tot he gonna hold my hands…no la…that wont happen. He got bf liao…ooops…i mean he is still single.

i got my PC back. FTEC body with new transplant inside. it works fine now except that this zonealarm is so powerful, it blocks me frm seeing all the emoticons…damn. Another bad story? well, after my PC transplant, now my SLK’s turn. I knew it would happen soon but din expect it to be so soon. I knew the car is leaking petrol but previously, the mechanic couldnt find the fault. Petrol leaking? ya…i knew it was somewhere too. Today went to the car mechanic to check on other problems and he managed to find the bloody problem and is gonna cost me my bloody life. The whole engine needs to be taken out….wah lao…is major this time and what a timing. Maybe bcoz the chinese ghost festival is coming…..

Workload is moutaining. Have to do sendiri.
O ya…that day i met up with a friend from friendster. We were sms (’ing) for awhile and after we met, she stopped. What does it tell you?? haha…omg…i think i need to overhaul myself…kaka. maybe her expectations are too high?? haih…cant help it. Ever since started this thing, my looks caught up with my age instantly. But daniel said i looked ‘fairer’ and more ‘clean’. Em….i dunno if that is a compliment or i was actually looking pale that tiring day. Ya la….now i am using those cleansing products…trying effortlessly to reduce my wrinkles and aging skin. there….if you are now in your mid-twenties…better start taking care of your skin. if not, it wud be too late like me.

o ya…b4 i forget…can you all pls delete those testimonials with those annoying bird singing la, birthday songs la…etc. aiyo…always give me a scare when i look at your profiles.

well, when Daniel Tan asked me why i sound ’so cham’ (pityful) in my blog, i guess i am just reporting all the bad things that are happening to me. Here i am, sitting in front of my fren’s PC…blogging. What happen to my PC? O ya…u din see me on msn a few days, rite? Guess?…
You are so right….

My PC is dead. Yes, may it R.I.P. It had helped me started my own business and also changed the way i live my life thru meeting ppl over the net. Great friends were made and truly helped me in keeping abreast with the trends and news globally. A lot of ppl have the notion that knowing someone from the net is bad. I dunno about them but the past 6 yrs has brought me many friends from all walks of life. From the little room of Mamak21 to the notorious groupies in CommunityZero and then Kakilang. Many friends, many mamak sessions and needless to say, many gatherings. My fren’s gf found him in friendster….omg….sometimes fairytales do happen. U just got to believe.
So , FTEC…thank you for helping me thru thick and thin. I knew i shouldnt watch too much AV. Even Zonealarm and Avast couldnt save you frm malicious virus. But your body will remain to remind me of you. I hope you like your new transplant. You will get new organs coupled with your old ones that still can be used.

(FTEC R.I.P 1999 - 2006)

Is pure pressure doing magazine. If u dream of doing magazine, don’t. If you have lots of money, give it to me. Local magazines come n go. Half a million burnt in 6 mths for some. More n more men’s magazine is coming out. Wonder why. Do the math.

Doing magazine will get you into:
Depression
Insomnia
Disappointmenta
Rejections
Dazed n Confused
Stupid
Insane
Anger
Diva
Dramaqueen

Well, i’ve been playing these 3 songs for the whole week liao. very catchy.
George Michael’s - An Easier Affair
Pet Shop Boys - Minimal and I’m with stupid

cool songs. ya, i know. they are 80’s icons. I’m old.

I think when i blog, is always bitching about the bad stuffs.
Of coz, i wont be telling you i strike a lottery and how happy i am over here.
Maybe blogging is a way to release that tension in us like i wan to go shit right now.
I am holding it for a few more minutes.

Ya..early morning received a stupid mail. Stupid? not exxactly but the first person to say i am lansi when i thought of doing that from yday. Yes..i will be lansi and arrogant. People will hate me. And i do it with a straight face. There is no behind the mask thingy. Coz i couldnt hide my face emotions or that vibe i am giving out. When i ‘tu lan’, you will see exactly that. You will hate me for it. You will bitch about me. I don’t care. I don;t care what the world say about me. You don’t own me and i don’t need to suck up to your ass. someone said to me, John…you are already so stuck up even b4 your mag is popular. Good. I am going to do just that from now. If i don’t do it now, later if the mag becomes popular, ppl will say, John….you hhave changed. Now mag popular already, u so lansi. Seeee…..humans. Either way, they say you are lansi. So, why not start now. What if the mag is not popular. I wont be able to do that then. So, i Start now.

So, John is an Arrogant, lansi and mean person now. Sue me.

haha….got a call from Daniel Tan. Yes, that model Daniel Tan. Apparently his friend (you) told him how ‘cham’ my blog sounds. haha…adoi…u think i wan meh. Flat tyres, no water la, etc etc. One comes after the other. But i am used to all these. It’s been happening for years. That is why i can take many things with ease. I’ve experience all kinds of shit….so, bring it on!!!(lex luther style).

good news is that we have many things going on and i need more brains and hands to help out. But we dont have that liberty. So, i am thinking where to get some mutant powers so i can duplicate myself a few more johns…cool, huh. with enhance features and of coz there wud be some modification to the face maybe a nice jaw…nice eyes…more biceps…taller few inches..more tan..(ya…i cant get tan, u know. girls always get jealous coz i hav a very nice fair skin [the masculine type la], i dun use any whitening cream, ok…)

so, are there any more bad stuffs comin? i dunno, but if they do, i’l let you know…

Alrite… today looks like a bda day to me.
woke up and had a bad-ass headache. Dunno is migrane or wat. i’d nvr took my headaches for a migraine. Maybe it just happen regular to me. had 2 strong paracetamols and knocked off at 5pm.
well, that took care of the headache and went out for dinner.
As i was driving, the car wasnt really moving like normal. Was kinda slow even when i stepped on the gas. When i parked my car for dinner, i just had to look and see if there’s a flat tyre. Sure enough…a flat tyre!!!! Ha. I didnt panic at all. i changed my tyre after dinner at mamak. After fixing the spare tyre and as i lowered the car….DAMN!!! it was also flat!!!! Ahh….no need to panic also. Went to the petrol station and filled up the air first and perhaps i can still drive to the nearest tyre shop, if i could still find any at 9pm then. u’know wat… the tyre was completely flat. no amount of air could fill it up. It stayed flat! o dear….so, i drove the car frm ss2 to d’sara, hoping  the shops still open. Ya..my luck. the tyre shop still open…there goes my saturday nite and missed the prog set by terence C tonight.